My Life: Pilot Episode: Stop SOPA Part 2

Mar 16, 201410 min read

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Published: Mar 16, 2014

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You guys didn't think I would leave you on a cliff hanger like that now would you? Also, if you guys haven’t figured out who created SOPA in the last episode, it was trolls. They hate life and want to take it away from us. Also if you’re wondering, Ghostpup is my inner child.

We see a small puppy dog with an eye-patch walking down a beach to a house; home to the one and only Steven Universe. This small puppy dog’s name was Ghostpup. Unlike Ghostdog, Ghostpup had more abilities, similar to Danny Phantom’s powers. Ghostpup walked to the door and knocked. After a while he became impatient and fazed through the door, accidentally overshadowing Steven.

“Steven I’m so sorry!” Ghostpup exclaimed in Steven’s body. “Oh right I’m still overshadowing you."

Ghostpup jumped out of Steven’s body, leaving Steven a bit woozy.

“Steven I’m so sorry, it’s just you were taking a long time.” Ghostpup whimpered.

“It's ok Ghostpup,” Steven petted the small ecto-canine’s head, who smiled as he did so. “So how’s the fanfic making biz.”

“Oh a few good reviews here and there. A few watchers all that junk, though I came here so I could relax a bit before cracking down on some of my chapters.” Ghostpup explained.

“Cool, wanna hit the frycade?” Steven asked.

“Sure, first round of games is on me.” Ghostpup smiled as they began to walk out the door. They were unaware that they were being watched. A man using binoculars was staring straight at the two.

“We've spotted the writer’s muse, if we kill him we kill Ghostdog.” The man stated into his bluetooth headset.

“Roger, we’ll destroy these writers and artists so we can take over the world.” A voice replied in the headset.

“Say goodnight dog cub!” The man shot a bullet at Ghostpup, only for it to go straight through his head.

“Hey Steven, did you hear something? It sounded like a bullet being fired.” Ghostpup questioned.

“It was probably a truck backfiring.” Steven replied as they walked.

The shadowy man was confused by this and also annoyed. He soon continued to fire at the dog unable to make any damage.

“Ugh, my head feels like a ton of bullets went through it.” Ghostpup held his head as his eyes turned into spirals.

“Maybe we should get something for you to eat.” Steven suggested. “What do ghosts eat?”

“We can eat like normal people Steven. Just because we’re dead doesn't mean we can't enjoy food.” Ghostpup replied.

“Sorry, its just what I heard about ghosts, they usually don’t eat food.” Steven stated.

“Well don’t listen. Sometimes facts can be fiction as well.” Ghostpup pointed out.

“Sometimes facts can be fan-fiction.” Steven joked.

“Oh Steven,” Ghostpup laughed as they walked.

Meanwhile with Ghostdog....

“Got to find Ghostpup! Got to find Ghostpup!” Ghostdog continued to run, he would not stray from the path of finding his puppy side. He stopped when he saw Jimmy passing out flyers that said ‘Join the Jimmy army. Free dental, and you can smite your enemies.’ Ghostdog growled and saw Applejack passing out apple pies. He walked over to the stand and ordered a pie. When he got one, he quickly threw it at Jimmy, and unfortunately for Jimmy, the pie was freshly hot. “Suck it douchebag!” Ghostdog shouted and continued to run until he was stopped by Ash on a motorcycle. Not the cool Ash Ketchum, the jack ass Ash from Adventure Time who became the most hated person in the fandom.

“Hey douchebag dog, your fanfics suck.” Ash proclaimed which made Ghostdog punch him off his motorcycle and kick him in his balls. Ghostdog then took the motorcycle.

“I’m taking your motorcycle.” Ghostdog exclaimed as he drove off, hitting a lamp post in the process. “I forgot I don’t know how to ride a motorcycle.” Ghostdog jumped off and started to hitch hike for a ride. He soon got a ride from Chris from Dan VS.

“So what were you doing on the streets?” Chris asked as he drove the anthropomorphic dog around town.

“I was looking for a ride, I hit Jimmy in the face with a hot pie and kicked Ash in the balls, took his motorcycle, crashed it and began to hitch hike.” Ghostdog stated.

“So, again let me rephrase my question: why were you on the streets in the first place?” Chris asked again.

“Well, it’s a long story you see..."

[10 minutes later]

"...and that’s how it happened.” Ghostdog replied.

“Can't you or Dan not get into trouble on a daily basis?” Chris pleaded.

“We lead exciting lives Chris, it’s a dangerous way to live-“ Ghostdog was cut off by a black car crashing into the back of them. “Damn it! These guys are extremists!”

Ghostdog began to climb out of the car through the sun roof, and jumped onto a bus. He looked inside the bus to see the Eds. Ghostdog knocked on the window to get their attention, which succeeded.

“Look guys its wolfman!” Ed shouted.

“That’s Ghostdog, Ed. And he needs are help!” Edd replied, which made him open the window, letting Ghostdog jump into the bus.

“Thank you guy-“ Ghostdog was cut off by Eddy punching him in the face.

“That’s for hitting me with that pipe you jerk!” Eddy growled.

“Look, I don’t have time for this, I need to find myself.” Ghostdog stated.

“Have you tried yoga?” Ed suggested.

“Not my spiritual self, Ghostpup.” Ghostdog corrected.

“But I’m Ed?” Ed stated which made Ghostdog facepaw.

“Ed, I believe he means he’s looking for Ghostpup.” Edd corrected.

“Finally, a voice of reason!” Ghostdog growled.

Suddenly swat team-like people crashed into the bus, pointing guns at the wolf writer.

“You’re on your own dude!” Eddy ran out of the bus.

Looks like this was the end for Ghostdog, if only he had finished his fanfics before this happened. He took out a blindfold and wrapped it around his eyes, well technically eye, and prayed for a miracle. Thankfully that miracle came. Ghostdog disappeared in a puff of pink smoke, and reappeared in Timmy Turner’s bedroom.

“Timmy! Oh thank god you saved my life!” Ghostdog kissed the small buck-tooth boy on the cheeks repeatedly.

“I was just going to ask when are you going to post Chapter 5 of Warriors of the wild on dA.” Timmy stated.

“Still, I would've been fitted for a Columbian jacket.” Ghostdog replied. “Anyway, when I finish working on Power of the Duelist Spirit’s chapters I’ll post it. Also can you poof me to where Ghostpup is?”

“Sure, I wish Ghostdog was with Ghostpup.” Timmy smiled as Ghostdog disappeared in a puff of pink smoke. He reappeared in the frycade to see Steven and Ghostpup playing skee-ball.

“I am the skee-ball master!” Ghostpup shouted as he won the high score on the Skee-ball game.

“Ghostpup we got to go!” Ghostdog stated as he grabbed Ghostpup by his tail and dragged him out of the frycade. Ghostdog stopped when the frycade was surround by guys in black.

“This is SOPA, put down the dog and come out with your hands up!” A man with a megaphone shouted.

“Uh,” Ghostdog picked Steven up by his shirt. “Steven activate that belly shield thing of yours!”

“I can't. I think it happens when I’m in danger or something.” Steven replied.

“Open fire!” The SOPA people started to fire at them, only for Steven’s bubble shield to appear around the three.

“Once again my life is saved thanks to cartoons.” Ghostdog stated. “Now, lets roll out!” Ghostdog joked which made the two groan. “What? Oh so when I make a joke I get groans, but when Peter Griffin does it he gets laughs. No respect I tell ya.” Ghostdog muttered as they began to make the ball roll, despite the bullets bouncing off of it. They soon rolled out of the frycade and through the guys in black. They managed to make their way to Danville, home of Phineas and Ferb, along with Dr. Doofenshimrtz.

“Why are we here?” Steven asked.

“Well we need a way to pop this bubble, and Phineas and Ferb owe me a favor.” Ghostdog stated.

“What they owe ya for?” Steven asked.

“I said I would give them a cameo in one of my fanfics,” Ghostdog replied.

They soon made their way to the two little inventors backyard.

“Hey guys, did you try out our bubble device?” Phineas asked.

“No, look Phineas we need to find a way to pop this bubble.” Ghostdog stated.

“Have you tried a needle?” Phineas joked making Ghostpup and Steven laugh.

“Are you serious? My roll out joke was better. No respect I tell ya.” Ghostdog muttered.

“But anyway, lets try to assess the situation. How’d this bubble appear?” Phineas asked.

“Steven made it, but he doesn’t know how to unmake it.” Ghostpup replied.

“Well Steven, could you try and think the bubble away.” Phineas asked.

“Ok.” Steven began to concentrate on the bubble disappearing, which made the bubble disappear.

“There you go,” Phineas smiled.

“We need to get protection.” Ghostdog stated. He pulled out his phone and dialed a person he knew who could protect them.

[In a dojo somewhere.]

Samurai Jack was doing pull ups to stay physically fit, until he got a call on his phone. He continued to do the pull ups with one hand and answered the phone.

“Hello?” Jack replied.

“Jack, its me Ghostdog, I need a little protection for the next few days.” Ghostdog replied over the other line.

“Did you and Dan get in trouble with the police again?” Jack asked.

“You can’t give someone a ticket because they’re not wearing a seat belt! Anyway no. Its SOPA, and-”

“Alright, I’ll do it.” Jack replied with no hesitation.

“Really? Thanks.” Ghostdog hung up. Jack arrived in zero seconds, thanks to the magic known as plot device.

“So, the evil menace known as SOPA is after you?” Jack asked.

“Not just me, but other writers and artists as well.” Ghostdog explained.

“Then I can not assist you until I free the other writers and artists as well, but here’s a number of a group of people that I know who can.” Jack handed Ghostdog the card which made him look scared, it was the furious five and dragon warrior Po.